And upon the third day I did sit down Deamonette for her first lesson in six string domination. She did learn to care for her mighty axe as if it were her own child, by tuning and restringing. The Infernal Names of the Strings were also communicated unto her: E1, B2, G3, D4, A5, and the mighty E6.
When the Names were etched into her mailable psyche, the time was neigh for her to learn to invoke the Names to wreak glorious havoc upon the earthly realm of man. Lo, my young apprentice was professed the Chords of Em, E, Am, A, D and Gm, and the 10 Chord Change Conditioning.
Being of wee stature and fair handedness, Deamonette did bemoan pain in her fingertips from the might of the Strings. This, she was told, is the suffering we must endure when we become Disciples of The Way of the Six String. She will build strength and agility in her fingers, and one day bring metal destruction and chaos unto the waiting mortal world
~Fin
And upon this holiday, the Deamonette was bequeathed the Wee Axe of Tutelage and I the Axe of Learning by the Great Guitar Gods as a first blessing in our respective destinies to blanket the earth in metal madness and dark chaos.
It had once been foretold that we two would be helped on our quest by a friend of mine until he realized a video or online teacher would help us a little bit more. Lo, I was destined to not only train myself, but Deamonette, in the Way of the Six String.
At The Google Gates, I embarked on my epic journey. Surrounding my search for a seer to guide me on the basics, were hoards of thieves and zealots, all with designs on conniving me with their malicious intent and false knowledge. By the Grace of the Gods, one monk from the temple known as guitarnoise.com shone through the throngs like a pyre in the depths of Northern Winter. In this temple, I was given the basic guitar combative techniques, which I practice whenever I have a moment to do so. My mighty conditioning consists of 10 chord changes for each pair of chords listed below:
On one of my travels to the Google Gates for plunder and wenches, I happened across a mystic that was providing scrolls of advanced techniques. I took from him the scrolls of Obituary-Chopped in Half and Budgie-Guts, and the portions of the Wonderous Dio Tome, Last In Line and Don’t Talk to Strangers. I have, between my formal training of the Mellifluous Am, A, E, Em, D and Bm Chords, been able to study the first Tome of Dio and the Obituary Scroll.
Thus the dawn of the epic Six String Assassin Saga wakes, and a dark chill reaches its grim fingers across the unsuspecting land.
~Fin
